77 ways to say no to weed!

  • No, I already eat too much junk food.
  • No, what do I look like? A hippie?
  • Top three answers on the board, survey says. NO!
  • No thanks, I'm into reality.
  • Got a pen? Write this down. NO.
  • No, not now. Ask me again in a billion years.
  • Right now's no good. How's never?
  • Two words. N.O.
  • No, the weather just isn't right for it.
  • No, I never smoke on days which ends in y.
  • No, weed's a bit too twentieth century for me.
  • Haven't seen the fried egg in those ads?
  • Look at the time. Gotta go.
  • No, we might all end up on one of those cop shows.
  • I'll pass.
  • No way, put it away.
  • Are you crazy?
  • Sorry, I got stuff to do.
  • Not today, not tomorrow. How about never?
  • Nah, I have plans today.
  • See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.
  • No can do.
  • Nope. Smell ya later!
  • No, I'm allergic.
  • No, but if you have any chocolate...
  • I've got to get home and walk my dog.
  • No, I only smoke sausage.
  • No, I don't know where that stuff's been.
  • No, grass is mowing.
  • No, I don't have any money for potato chips.
  • Nah, I hate anything green.
  • No, that's cruelty toward plants.
  • No, I might wind up in one of those ads.
  • I don't have time for drugs.
  • I don't do pot things.
  • I don't want your life.
  • Sorry, I'm on a drug free diet.
  • Uhhh....let me think...No!
  • Not now. Maybe in the next millennium.
  • You must be mistaking me for an idiot.
  • I don't think so.
  • Poof! Be gone.
  • I'd rather eat my mother's mystery casserole.
  • No, it's not my style.
  • No. And get a life while you're at it.
  • I'm on my way to the mall.
  • Did you just ask me if I wanted to drug? I didn't think so.
  • No, I don't talk to a stranger.
  • I don't want to have "pot" breath.
  • No, weeds are for whacking.
  • No, I'm already weird enough.
  • What does this look like? Woodstock?
  • I prefer my brown eyes to your red eyes.
  • My parents did and look at them now.
  • No, it'll violate my parole.
  • What part of "no" don't you understand?
  • I'll say it slow for you, "nnnnooooo".
  • No, I have a very busy schedule.
  • No, no, a thousand times no.
  • No offense, but no.
  • Gee thanks, but I'm high on life.
  • No, somebody might see us.
  • No. Get it? Got it? Good.
  • No, my imagination is good enough already.
  • No thanks, I already feel paranoid.
  • No, I might forget my locker combination.
  • No way, I might be tempted to eat school food.
  • No, if I want to look stupid I'll become a mime.
  • Let's not go there.
  • No, you might be an undercover cop.
  • No, I got places to go, people to see.
  • No, in fact, never.
  • No tonight, I have a headache.
  • No, like my brain the way it is.
  • No thanks, I might get kicked off the Math team.
  • How do they say "No" on your planet?
  • No, and that's my final answer!
    Autorin / Autor: den Reporterinnen - Stand: 16. Juni 2000